I win.

After months of frustration about the mess IPL left in my yard and 3 phone calls later, a tree service truck pulls up to my house as I'm leaving for work today.


Me: (I know who this is....hahah (evil laugh)...I so win.) Hi! Good morning! Are you here to clean up the yard?

Friendly tree guy: Yes. Do you have a dog?

Me: Uhh, no. The neighbor's do, but he's behind a fence.

Guy: Good, when I was in Mexico a dog bite me on the butt.

Me: Uhh huh, hmmm...well, no dogs here! So, here we are (points at 3 big piles of brush). Oh and that, too (points at logs).

Guy: All of this?!

Me: All of it! Have a good day!